Timing is of the essence

 Got a frantic call in the morning from a friend watching the 1st test match between Australia and NZ informing one that the match was indeed interrupted due to some sight screen problems. This led to some reserach and this is what one got. Doesn't tell one the details but it DID happen.

 

As usual Haydo seems to have got his timing perfectly right. The previous time he had shot off against Harbhajan being a weed and ended up giving his wicket to him.

 

A Symonds    16* (24b 3x4)      GD Elliott    7-3-22-0
MJ Clarke    47* (115b 6x4)      CS Martin    14-3-25-1

O'Brien returns for a new spell. There's an issue with the sight screen again

and the players will take a drinks break. That last over from Elliott should

make Australia feel good after several quiet overs. It's rather unusual seeing

Australia this subdued..

Courtesy : Cricinfo commentary

 

The Beauty and the Beast

Well MSD seems to have made some sarcastic comments about the Bully's disparaging comments on conditions in India. But maybe MSD has a better option. Exclude him from the Chennai superstars team. Yes!! let him understand how it means to be a third class player in a team (BTW the origin of a 'Third World country' lies in Nehru's philosophy of the NAM movement).

http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?newsid=1206856

 

 

Will MSD do it for us.. Giving the stump to Ganguly after winning the Nagpur test was a great gesture; throwing Hayden off the Chennai team in the Champions League will be greater!!

Ten on Ten

 

If anyone deserved a ten on ten for effort,

If anyone deserved a ten on ten for grit,

If anyone deserved a ten on ten for selfless service, 

If anyone deserved a ten on ten for sportsman spirit,

If anyone deserved a ten on ten for work ethics,

If anyone deserved a ten on ten for statesmanship,

If anyone deserved a ten on ten for being a good human being,

If anyone deserved a ten on ten for humility,

If anyone deserved a ten on ten at Kotla,

If anyone deserved a ten on ten for a gracious exit.

One question should forever haunt us all.

Did we deserve him?

With a lump in my throat, good luck champion!

Vishy over the moon at Mohali

Well, this might seem an arbitrary heading to most Indian sports lovers. It isn't. On a day when one is writing this, Anand is leading by 3 points against Kramnik after 6/12 games, India is leading Australia 1-0 after 2 tests and ISRO is sending an unmanned rocket to the moon tonight.

 The first moves are going right for the first 2 guys. The moon mission frankly hasn't got off yet; but these 3 events happening on the same day, tie them together too tightly to destiny. Maybe all of them will give us different results. But till then one can hope, all of them pull it off.

 But going over the moon is something that is not warranted at this point in time for any of them. India, in cricket, have got a lead, but given their inconsitency over the past few years to win a series after leading, they have to be careful. The Kotla record notwithstanding. One can gloat about the opponents going to pieces and falling apart. But sporting victories can't and should not be based upon your opponents. You have to play better than them at the end to win!!!

India and Anand surprised the opponents by  being different. When every one expected the opponents to be coming up with different strategies; they were the ones who emerged the innovators. But its only the half of the test for both of them. They have to keep their concentration and keep on innovating to surprise their opponents to emerge victors at the end of it ALL.

 

India did get a couple of decisions in their favour in this test. And a lot of Australians are very stuck up about them saying why aren't the Indians saying anything against it a la Sydney. Now Sydney if one can say was a 6 sigma event. If I can find 20 Australians (w/o Indian origins) who can explain me that without referring to google, I'll be surprised. If they can ever claim to have a victory without a bad decision in their favour, all the best to them. A website commentary actually said that MSD appealed on a bump catch. If one watched the match, MSD asked for a 3rd Ump which was not referred to. A margin of 320 runs can't be rubbished and even a Ponting (keeping in mind his KKR contracts) was pretty fair about them.

 

A few lasting moments from the test match at Mohali were the Ricky Ponting scalp by Ishaant, Guru Greig shaking hands with the Indian team (one still remembers an article in DNA about what GG didn't teach us, after the first test(thank god he wasn't Ishaant Sharma's batting coach, because he would try to convert him into a batter ala Irfan) ), and SRT's catch at point off Katich where he celebrated more than when he broke Lara's record. All this does is give RD and SRT to play another test (because they scored a few in this test), VVS is still out in the wild, thanks to our ever 'match ka mujrim' media. But let's forget about the future and celebrate one of the greatest moment in our cricketing history (I still believe Perth was the best, from a cricketing perspective).

 

Way to go Vishy; maybe you deserve our better luck (and the ozs don't even know what one is talking about?)..Brains over brawn that's what it's called.

 

Vishying you all the best

As it usually happens in Indian sport, many outstanding success stories get lost in the juggernaut called cricket. Mind you, that one is a staunch sceptic about all the so called - anti cricket lobby who cry foul at a drop of a patka. But one BIG match up which may be bigger than the current test series in India is the World chmapionship finale between Vishy Anand and Vladimir Kramnik.

 There are a lot of similarities between the contest. Vishy might be more affable and liekable than the Indian cricketers among their peers, but then he has been one of the most affable guys around. One of the most humble champions, almost shunning publicity. Maybe he doesn't carry the weight of expectations that a SRT does but to all Indian sportslovers he may be the 'One' champion.

Kramnik, even post 'Toilet gate', even post all his comments and actions, may be more affable than the Australian cricket team. But the underlying tension between the two can't be overstated.

All the best Vishy and thanks for everything!!

Bordering on the ridiculous

Well, if any trophy was aptly named, it has to be the Border-Gavaskar trophy between India and Australia. In Australia 2007-08 it was only the Border trophy since Sunny G wasn't called to give the trophy to the winning captain, inspite of his presence in Australia. Thats the way the Ozs have been known to play their cricket - 'Hard but Fair'.

One was thinking of writing the summary of the first test match but after listening to Border and Gavaskar, both commentating on TV, one changed one's mind. It seemed more like a Border-Sunny series. The only difference was that AB was winning hands down in being partisan to his country than what his country was doing on the field. He actually praised Ponting on his aggressive captaincy at the end of the match, He thought Cameron White was given great bowling practice when the match was being played on Ponting's insisence. Mitchell Johnson's short pitched ball 4 stumps outside the leg stump over SRT's head was acclaimed as a great reminder to the batsman to not come on the front foot. These are but a small illustration of the wuthering heights his commentary achieved. It was as surreal as reading Kafka. Maybe one can claim to understand Kafka better.

 

Read on this gem - http://www.cricketnirvana.com/interviews/international/2008/October/interviews-20081013-9.html

Neutral anyone?, the spokesperson of the oz team?

 And one has heard Healy, Taylor, Lawry and even Mark Nicholas, so one understands what partisan means. AB thanks for showing us innocents, new heights of neutrality, fair play and sportsman spirit which maybe even Ponting aspires for..

Farewell, my lovely

Do unto others as they
have done to you
But what the hell is this
world coming to?

Blow the universe into nothingness
Nuclear warfare shall lay us to rest

Fight fire with fire
Ending is near
Fight fire with fire
Bursting with fear............

Metallica

 

Dedicated to the man who made one proud just for the fact that the Australians hated him. He, who showed his 3 packs much before SRK, his team owner did. He, who was born a prince, became a king and ended a commoner.   He, who always had something prickly to say to the opponent. He, who always had statistics at his fingertips to throw at his critics (many times factually incorrect). He who was the first cricketing representative of a changing, confident, abrasive India. He, who jogged a single when there were three for the taking. He, who could pierce the off side with the precision of a swiss watch. He, who was a demigod in his city, an en(i)agma to many. He, who kept on rising like a phoenix. He, who taught us how to fight. He, whose autobiography, will be one of the most eagerly awaited in India. He, who, even in his departure will garner attention, as the captain/ selectors can't drop him for the next 4 tests against Australia. Master stroke from a master striker. Au Revoir Dada!!



Googl(e)y search

The BP XI v/s Australia warm up match! Piyush Chawla bowling to Ponting! Ponting goes on the front foot completely misreading the length of the ball. Being beaten all ends up to the googly, his middle stump lies uprooted like so many of the Indian origin English authors (one is relating to the uprooting from the authors’ home soil).

 

  

One was reminded of a program on the Star Cricket channel the other day where the point of discussion seemed to be batsmen of the current era who have been equally dominant against both pace and spin over their careers.

 

Ian ‘the mirror’ Chappell  opined that Tendulkar and Lara were two batters who were equally comfortable playing both pacers and spinners. Then he went on to add another name to that list. Ricky Ponting!!

 

When the Australians talk of the ability to handle pace, they will normally hold the batter’s record in Australia as a litmus test. So one thought of taking a look at Ricky’s record against the Asian sides IN Asia.

 

17 Tests 933 runs at an average of 35.88. Excluding Bangladesh it is 15 matches 742 runs at an average of 30.91.. And the guy has played 119 matches till date. 102 test matches outside the subcontinent!!! Was Chappelli correct in declaring him to be a great player of spin? Maybe the sample size is too small. But what sticks out as a fact is that he hasn’t played too many matches in the sub continent. And one won’t want to consider his record against Ashley Giles et al away from home.

 

Maybe Ponting proves one wrong in this series itself. But even in that event, IC seems to have run ahead of himself, as he was talking about batters who have already been proficient at both.

 

Well, one rests one’s case mi’lord.

 

The 'Dressing' room

One came across the following report on a newswire which was read with incredulity. It ran something like the following -

Gone are the days when Kurta Pajamas, loose fitting tops and trousers, were the only acceptable cricketwear for Indians. ODI cricket was aptly named 'Kurta Pajama Cricket' to celebrate India's success at the Prudential World Cup in 1983. It was pruned to 'Pajama Cricket' after an Indian captain took off his Kurta at Lords 20 years later. But even that term is in dire straits now with winds of change sweeping the cupboards of the Indian cricketer. Indian professional cricketers are now spending a lot on sportswear to fit in at matches abroad or while hosting international teams.

 

"It's a drastic change from before,"   Mr.Taylor, the head of Hike said. "We've already had a lot of requests from cricketers, say from small Indian cities, who want to know how to dress for a cricket match in London. Some of them have ended up leading the national team. They want to impress. Appearances matter now with all the sponsorship deals being lined up"

 

 The reader may be wondering about the mental stability of the writer and he has valid reasons to be concerned. Well one woke up from one's dream sweating profusely. But when one tried to delve into the freudian reasons for such a dream, one remembered a reading a similar article sometime earlier. Well here goes.

 

 

Indian male chants a new style mantra

Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:20am EDT

By Lyndee Prickitt

MUMBAI (Reuters Life!) - The big mustache, silk shirt and gold accessories-look that survived for decades is now being replaced by a haute couture hero: India's men are taking their fashion cues from the global scene.

And this fashion fever is not just for the rich -- India's growing ranks of wealthy, well-heeled and Western educated professionals with careers in multinational companies and a chunk of disposable income are leading the change.

India's economy, one of the fastest growing in the world, is also turning the Asian country into an international business force, which in turn means more global exposure for businessmen who are keen to look the part.

On Monday, men's magazine GQ India hits the newsstands, following in the footsteps of other male-only publications such as Men's Health, Maxim, and FHM, and experts are saying this is further proof that Indian men are embracing more global fashions.

"A certain segment of male Indian society has always pampered itself and spent a lot on clothes," Che Kurrien, GQ India editor, told Reuters.

"Add to that a lower strata of society that always wanted to spend lavishly but couldn't afford to. Well, now they can. Combine the two groups and you have a huge market."

Gone are the days when sherwanis, high-collared knee-length coats for men, were the only acceptable businesswear. Professionals are now spending a lot on officewear to fit in at meetings abroad or while doing business with foreign clients.

"It's a drastic change from before," Kurrien said. "We've already had a lot of requests from men, say from small Indian cities, who want to know how dress for a business meeting in London. They want to impress. Appearances matter now."

 

Here's the link to the complete article - http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSTRE48S0VD20080929

 

One has considered oneself to be a 'professional' for the last few years but this article rudely shook one out of that myth. One has, but been a pseudo-professional.  Not having worn a Sherwani for any client meetings instantly disqualifies one.

 

GQ has been a household name in India for some decades now. It would have been giving the TOI, Hindu and related publications, a run for their money, if it was launched earlier in this country. Naturally for people from small cities in India, GQ is the first name that comes to mind when they decide to overhaul their wardrobes. One is rushing to the news stand to figure out if socks are really needed to be worn with shoes.

 Hats off to the newswire report. Or should one say Pagdis off?

Every dark cloud has a silver lining

After HIS elevation to the chief selctor post; the first thought that came to my mind was that since listening to his brilliant insights over the last few years on NEO sports; I would finally get rid of him. If KS decides the way like he talks, only the god almighty can save the Indian cricket team. But the fact that he might not be haunting us for another 3 years as a commentator/ expert is more than a silver lining.

Make no mistake. I really hope he proves me wrong as the chairman. But if history were an indicator, I am not very hopeful.

 

For whom the rings toll

Twenty minutes into the most high profile match of the current EPL season, the irritating ring tone on my phone, which has created a mini storm in marital bliss, informs me of an incoming message of supreme importance. The next 90 odd minutes are going to one of the toughest tests of my married life over the continuous ringing of the SMS alert.

The SMS waxes eloquent on the end of the 84 match unbeaten streak at home for Chelsea. Man United have scored a goal and the message sender is going gung ho over it. A calm-down request from self, pointing that the match has another 70 minutes left falls on deaf ears.

Next message is from this side of the fence blasting Joe Cole for blasting the ball over the goal. A lot many messages are exchanged on the favorable treatment meted out to MU by various referees and comparisons with the Australian cricket team are used in abundance.

The other side is under the impression that the match is being watched at a watering hole and on the motto of ‘chance pe dance', goes on to hail Scholes as the ‘best midfielder in the world'. Seriously, this is one of the better jokes I have heard in quite some time and the appreciation is instantly conveyed.

By the end of the first half, the other side is going ballistic on all the first win at Stamford Bridge since almost 4.5 years. The 2nd half is as exciting as it can get with one team in complete control. Anelka and Joe Cole keep on missing the target with boring frequency. I get delirious messages when Ronaldo is introduced. "God has arrived" is the gist of most of them. ‘God' has an immediate impact on the game by falling at the slightest touch. A few messages discuss the ‘ground beneath his feet'.

The rescue act is done by Kalou. 1-1. Suddenly the victory dance has stopped and tension mounts. After 90 minutes of intense football the match is drawn. The SMSs continue for another half an hour post the match. The final SMS from the other side says ‘1 point was what we came to Stamford Bridge for and so we go away happy'.

The wife can't take it anymore and snatches the instrument and changes the SMS alert tone. "Were these exchanges about the MU-Chelsea match?" she queries. "Yes" comes a sheepish reply.

"But why were you so worked up? You support Arsenal don't you?"

 

Its not all about money, honey!!

 

Being constantly bombarded by the daily headlines screaming multi million dollar deals for buying out football clubs, exorbitant transfer fees for football players funded by petro dollars, and the ever rising prize money (which seems to be giving a fight to the rate of inflation in Zimbabwe) for various professional sporting events, one had started to question the very existence of sport being played for enjoyment. It was becoming just another entertainment industry like Hollywood, pop, porn or gambling. All one had to do was find a bunch of talented players across the globe, locate top coach, throw obscene money at them and make a winning team. Chelsea was a prime example, which didn't live up to the standards that its owner set. Manchester City joined the club (pun intended) last week by signing Robinho. One is taking football only as an example to put one's point across. This phenomenon is being replicated in many other sporting arenas as well (more in team sports one would add).

 

Formula One hasn't been an exception in the recent past with the budgets of the top 2-3 teams putting a few emerging countries in the shadows. The 'also rans' were there to make the numbers, with little money to invest in technology or hire drivers with proven talent. The minnows had to get the engines from the Big Boyz and give chances to untested talent. Winning a Formula One race wasn't within the realms of reality. Picking up the crumbs left for the 6+ places in a race was the best they could hope for.

 

There was an air of expectancy at Monza on the 14th of September 2008, when a laggard team's driver was going to start at the pole position on the grid. The pole was attributed chiefly to the rains during the qualifying sessions and nobody really expected a rookie with an average car to hold on to the lead for too long. It was a flash in the pan, more like the lighting in the storm clouds that hit Monza on the Saturday qualifying sessions. Sebastian Vettel proved everyone wrong by a mile and more. Controlling the race from the beginning, the 21 year old drove a dream race, winning it comfortably in the end. It reaffirmed one's faith in the uncertainties of sport where by every passing day; the odds on the favourites have been shortening. It encouraged the willingness to dream, the willingness to believe that impossible is nothing and that even in this Orwellian world of 'some people being more equal', fairy tales do happen. Sebastian Vettel and Toro Rosso have given every F1 lover a reason to cheer, a reason to smile.

 

 

But one doesn't want to stop where most fairy tales end. What happened to David after he slayed Goliath? Did he become another Goliath? The philosophical problem here is that once David has slain Goliath, he doesn't remain a David. He is not an underdog any more. In Vettel's case, we may hear in a few days  that he will be driving for a Ferrari or a McLaren. One tends to read these stories of small football clubs unearthing talent and then being forced to sell the talent to a bigger club because 'the player wants to play the champions league'. One can't argue against the individual player's right to define his career goals and priorities.  And the romantic idea of 'sports for sports' sake' can't and won't stop the commercialisation of sport. Gravity pulls everything down and money is the gravity for today's sports.

 

Maybe it's still all about money!!!! But maybe we can return to being cynics tomorrow...  

 

 

Thumbs Down Coach

Here is another story about a coach. To say that he also is an Australian is saying 'roses are red.... ' and all the related ho hum reactions that come with it. Guru Greg, it seems, has invited the Australian team one week ealier than it's scheduled itinerary, to Jaipur to get used to the tough Indian conditions. He, the master innovator of failure, the destroyer of budding careers (Irfan Pathan anyone?), the middle finger man (instead of asking for a thumb from others, he gave them his middle finger.. such largesse!!) has actually had the gall to call his countrymen to Jaipur to help them win because he is currently employed by Cricket Australia as the chief of it's Centre of Excellence in Brisbane.

This report in DNA gives the details http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?newsid=1188252

 What he forgets is that he is currently also a consultant at the Rajasthan Cricket Academy and was till recently in charge of the facility. Actually he hasn't forgotten his position at the RCA. He obviously is using it to further Australian interests. What he has forgotten is a word called 'professionalism'. What he has forgotten is that he also has some responsibility to this country as the RCA is affiliated to the BCCI. No one denies the right of the Australian cricket team to get more practice n India. The way in which it is done is what causes a frown. The BCCI, it seems, has not been intimated with this change of schedule. Obviously Lalit Modi and the RCA are equally to blame for this faux pas. But CA by bypassing all normal channels of communication, gives this entire episode a tinge of slyness. The same Australians who were cringing to tour Pakistan for the Champions trophy due to security concerns are more than happy to go to Jaipur which was a victim of bomb attacks recently, smacks of duplicity.

GG has already commented on the Roy episode. It seems he is also giving tips to the Australians about winning in India. Given the brilliant results of his tutorship in India, take it with a pinch of salt mate!!! 

Thumbs Up coach

A nice human interest story coming out of the olympics.

Ken Wood (an Australian swim coach) sold his top-secret training methods, which transformed Jessica Schipper into a world-record breaking 200m butterflyer, to the Chinese coach of Liu Zige, who won the Olympics gold at the Olympics and shattered Schipper's world record by 1.22 second. He was the existing coach of Schipper at Beijing FYI.

"They pay for the programs," Wood was quoted as saying. "They pay good money, big money. I wouldn't help them for nothing."

Wood denied betraying Schipper, saying he hadn't trained Liu since Australia's Olympic trials in March.

Well this gets one back to dear ol Mahabharata. Anyone remembers Dronacharya teaching archery to all the princes? Eklavya was never taught by him. He got Drona's image and practiced day in day out in front of that statue. At the end, he was asked to cut his thumb by Drona as a guru dakhshina (teacher's fee) for Arjuna to remain ther best.

Well here in this case, Drona asked for money rather than a thumb. Hence the title, Thumbs Up coach!!!!

Nerves of gold

The big story for any Indian today is about Abhinav Bindra's gold medal but the bigger story was happening with the silver medallist of the event. China's Zhu Quinan. The defending olympic champion couldn't stop his tears on losing the gold. Man!! he won the silver didn't he.. shows us the difference between us and THEM. But pressure in a sport which requires nerves of steel is too much even for champions. Zhu Qinan of China reacts after winning the silver medal in the men's 10m air rifle shooting competition at the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games

 

 

 

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