More biting humour
Q - What's the name of the just announced movie that Shahid Bhai is starring in?
A - Mein Chew tkiya
Q - Why is Shahid Bhai signed as the brand ambassador for Singer?
A - Because he is the best chewing machine out there
Q - What do new age editors explain the concept of "news" to a greenhorn journalist?
A - SB biting a ball is not news.. Ball biting SB is news
Q - What will be the headlines of such "news"? (ball biting SB)
A - Reverse Ch(e)wing
Q - What message did Kookaburra send to the ICC?
A - SOB (Save Our Balls)
One wants to apologise to everyone in advance before being bombarded with angry rebuttals and hurt sentiments. No animals were hurt in the making of this piece. This work of f(r)iction bears extreme resemblance to some person/(s) alive and any similarities are intended.